watching: breaking bad

reading: should be reading my EE book, the scorch trials

listening: neutral milk hotel

anticipating: s4, shspesh, wtnv concert

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topjohnwatson:

imagine 20-year-old twink!sherlock working as a receptionist in london’s most prestigious gym. one night a handsome, bearded man comes in and requests a membership he’s wearing a grey suit, but sherlock can see that he has well-defined muscles underneath it. he laughs when sherlock blurts out, blushing, that the man doesn’t need to exercise; and winks at him as he leaves after paying with his black card.

the man is called john watson and sherlock spends the next month pining. he flushes every time the man says ‘good morning’ to him and has to escape to the employees’ bathroom when he sees him come out of the gym section, his skin glistening with sweat.

sherlock deduces john is a successful surgeon, is left-handed, is single, has a dog and has the best smile he’s ever seen. the gym’s records tell him that he is 42 years old and rich enough to live in a penthouse (given the address and flat number).

four months after meeting john, sherlock realises he needs more money to pay the rent and decides to start another part time job in a coffee shop. every night when john comes to the gym, sherlock has dark bags under his eyes, and he looks paler that usual.

one day, while sherlock is closing the reception, he sees john, the last costumer, come out of the men’s showers, fresh and smelling of expensive and delicious cologne. trying to be nonchalant and failing, sherlock continues with what he is doing until he feels a pair of arms sneaking from behind him and a voice murmuring ‘you need someone to take care of you, i miss the red in your cheeks’ and just like that he gives in, turns and kisses john.

john takes him to his flat and he starts kissing all over sherlock’s body calling him ‘love’ and ‘baby’, smiling into sherlock’s skin everytime the younger man lets out a quiet moan. john sits on the bed and let’s his baby straddle him and ride him as sherlock’s ‘daddy’ increases until he’s shouting.

nondeducible:

kinklock:

JOHN FEEDING SHERLOCK…. AT THEIR WEDDING…. AND IT WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE A HA HA CUTE AND FUN THING….. BUT SHERLOCK STARTS SUCKING A BIT ON THE FORK….. AND JOHN’S EYES GET A LIL DARK….. AND THEY’RE STARING AT EACH OTHER WHILE SHERLOCK’S LICKING HIS LIPS….. AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE OH MY GOD !!!!! CAN YOU NOT EVEN !!! WAIT THAT OUT !!!!!

WHAT FUCKING FORK JOHN WOULD USE HIS FINGERS AND SHERLOCK WOULD ALL BUT FELLATE THEM ON PURPOSE

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i convinced my friend to watch sherlock and now we watched the 1st episode together and now we have to watch blind banker and i’ve done everything in my power to leave that episode in the past lmao

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