Aries: *punches chief superintendent* 

Taurus: “OH GOD YES”

Gemini: “i don’t shave of sherlock holmes” *shaves*

Cancer:  *coffee cups transitions into john’s eyes*

Leo: “yeah but am i a pretty lady?”

Virgo: *helps sherlock in bed and touches his butt*

Libra: *slowly types on the computer*

Scorpio: “i’m trying to get off with sarah!!!”

Sagittarius: *compliments sherlock sarcastically and non-sarcastically*

Capricorn: “I’M!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!”

Aquarius: “…CRIME SCENE!” *goes in for a high-five”

Pisces: *giggles at a crime scene*